morphine-vaccine:

"I shouldn’t of made that left"

morphine-vaccine:

"I shouldn’t of made that left"

(Source: caturday, via someone--lonely)

hella-manda:

Helena don’t play when it comes to sales.

(via erika-medie)

bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

(via someone--lonely)

kayzig:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

WHY AM I SO EXCITED THIS IS ON THE INTERNET

(via erika-medie)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via thefuturesgreatestteacher)

carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERFect

(via imakitttykat)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

image

(via imakitttykat)

officialbioware:

officialbioware:

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

nevermind

(Source: femboss, via imakitttykat)

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via imakitttykat)

Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

(Source: speedlimit15, via queengansey)