jaclcfrost:

it’s four am and i’m laughing to the point of crying

(via mens-bathroom)

Anonymous said: how does one even finish a rock collection

officialunitedstates:

I caught em all

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

(Source: winterforlovers, via mens-bathroom)

One thing that really pisses me off is when people say beer is something just to get drunk off of. No. That’s a shit mentality. Have you ever had a hefeweizen? Or a chocolate porter? What about a radler? Beer is something you enjoy and have to pay attention to what you pair it with. Uggggh people who say stuff like that make me mad.

nice things to whisper when hugging someone

lionvomit:

yogurtville:

- you smell different when you’re awake
- please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
- soon
- you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
- your hair tastes like strawberries
- tonight… you.
- he knows, don’t go home.
- i always knew you would die in my arms
- every time i poop i think of you
- no one will ever believe you
- yessssssssssssss
- i killed mufasa
- i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
- mother told me it would be like this

oh christ

(via imakitttykat)

talkdowntowhitepeople:

godihatethisfreakingcat:



Spoiler alert. The first people pretty much everywhere were black.

Exactly.

Fun fact: not only were the first people in China black, but the Asian continent was settled (by H. sapiens sapiens, that is) thousands and thousands of years before Europe was!
(Ah, the factoids you get from a degree in evolutionary biology.)

breaking news: black people have started every useful thing since the beginning of forever. everyone is jealous of them for it. and in other news fire burns.

talkdowntowhitepeople:

godihatethisfreakingcat:

Spoiler alert. The first people pretty much everywhere were black.

Exactly.

Fun fact: not only were the first people in China black, but the Asian continent was settled (by H. sapiens sapiens, that is) thousands and thousands of years before Europe was!

(Ah, the factoids you get from a degree in evolutionary biology.)

breaking news: black people have started every useful thing since the beginning of forever. everyone is jealous of them for it. and in other news fire burns.

(Source: lovetimes2x, via butyoucancallmejo)

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via batmansymbol)

did-you-kno:

In Japan, adult diapers outsell baby diapers and is a $1 trillion per year business due to the aging population.
Source

did-you-kno:

In Japan, adult diapers outsell baby diapers and is a $1 trillion per year business due to the aging population.

Source

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(Source: bbomb, via yushiny)