bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via one-caustic-tie)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

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radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

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non committal party games

littlemammal:

spin-the-bottle but its spinning inside a microwave set for 5+ hours so it either spins until everybody leaves or it blows up and everyone dies before having to kiss. non-committal limbo how low do you WANT to go? pin the tail on whatever looks least likely to lead to a confrontation

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craftbeerand:

Is this real? I want this to be real…

craftbeerand:

Is this real? I want this to be real…

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nprmusic:

A young Pakistani musician treats the guitar as percussion — with surprisingly shimmering results.
Watch Usman Riaz play NPR’s Tiny Desk. 

nprmusic:

A young Pakistani musician treats the guitar as percussion — with surprisingly shimmering results.

Watch Usman Riaz play NPR’s Tiny Desk

officialunitedstates:

people making vines into gifs like could you really not watch the full 5 seconds