awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

(via wander-panzer)

  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via alt-j)

When I try to get the bartenders attention

whatshouldbetchescallme:

(via findstrength)

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

(Source: sesamestreet, via findstrength)