absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via mens-bathroom)

jollybeing:

do you remember when that body was found in the water supply of the hotel in LA? those people still drunk the water and they are FINE just FINE im sure pee is less horrible than a dead person. i mean they didnt know but whatever it all worked out in the end. i mean for the majority of the people. 

(via angrychalupaa)

bombing:

capitalistpropaganda:

bombing:

daedricsheep:

bombing:

idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

(via angrychalupaa)

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

(Source: headlikeanorange, via mens-bathroom)

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

(via captainkhoshekh)

dggeoff:

and when he’s in the presence of legit ass doms you can literally see his resolve crumble like god he tries so hard to keep his ass together but he’s just like an excitable puppy who wishes he were a dom lmao

dggeoff:

and when he’s in the presence of legit ass doms you can literally see his resolve crumble like god he tries so hard to keep his ass together but he’s just like an excitable puppy who wishes he were a dom lmao

captainkhoshekh:

Will Bingo always be the old people game or when our generation gets to be old, will there be a different game that is seen as the old people game. 

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via dggeoff)

  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

(via butwealwayscameback)

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

(Source: slippinbeauty, via butwealwayscameback)