One thing that really pisses me off is when people say beer is something just to get drunk off of. No. That’s a shit mentality. Have you ever had a hefeweizen? Or a chocolate porter? What about a radler? Beer is something you enjoy and have to pay attention to what you pair it with. Uggggh people who say stuff like that make me mad.
- you smell different when you’re awake
- please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
- you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
- your hair tastes like strawberries
- tonight… you.
- he knows, don’t go home.
- i always knew you would die in my arms
- every time i poop i think of you
- no one will ever believe you
- i killed mufasa
- i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
- mother told me it would be like this
Spoiler alert. The first people pretty much everywhere were black.
Fun fact: not only were the first people in China black, but the Asian continent was settled (by H. sapiens sapiens, that is) thousands and thousands of years before Europe was!
(Ah, the factoids you get from a degree in evolutionary biology.)
breaking news: black people have started every useful thing since the beginning of forever. everyone is jealous of them for it. and in other news fire burns.
This sentence was insane start to finish.