puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(Source: puffyminds, via findstrength)

digg:

Forget goat simulator. I AM BREAD  <—- full trailer

THIS BREAD IS RAD AF

(via shannon619)

1,225,749 Plays

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

(Source: omgtsn, via spoopychaloopy)

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

(via ginnyinthetardis)

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

(via ginnyinthetardis)

roman55:

I WASN’T FUCKING CRAZY

roman55:

I WASN’T FUCKING CRAZY

(via exterminateanime)

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

(via meowsnotthetimeforjokes)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(Source: spookyblackman, via meowsnotthetimeforjokes)

wrasslormonkey:

Dean Joker: “Wanna know how I got these scars?” (by @WrasslorMonkey)

wrasslormonkey:

Dean Joker: “Wanna know how I got these scars?” (by @WrasslorMonkey)

(via exterminateanime)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via mens-bathroom)

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

(via mens-bathroom)

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via mens-bathroom)

bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

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